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Chuck Norris remembers Michael Jackson
When The Jackson 5 were young, I was a six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. -Chuck Norris -
Norris-Gate: The Ghosts of 1787
The Ghosts of 1787 Read the column here. I want to protect not only the pastries but also the posterity of America... -
Norris-Gate Ep. 4: How We Conquererd the Middle East (and Forgot About Mexico)
How We Conquered the Middle East (and Forgot About Mexico) Read the column here. Do you ever wonder how we can conquer... -
Norris-Gate Ep. 3: Invasion USA
INVASION USA Read the column here. The USA is being infiltrated by illegals, sold to foreign powers, and abandoned by its government. The... -
Norris-Gate Ep. 2: Gay Anarchy – America’s #1 Threat
On November 4th, democracy failed. That’s a rough statement to make, considering that, for the most part, everything went so...